My Five Favorite Beardos

beardo, n. a weirdo with a beard

“I wear a lot of Axe body spray, but I live in a black neighborhood. Over there, they call it Ask body spray. If you don’t get that joke, then you’re not racist.”
— Zach Galifianakis

Love is a tired symphony
you hum when you’re awake
— Sam Beam (Iron & Wine)

Tennis Announcer 1: That’s 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenenbaum. He’s playing the worst tennis of his life. What’s he feeling right now?
Tennis Announcer 2: I don’t know, Jim. There’s obviously something wrong with him. He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks and… actually, I think he’s crying.

Don’t let your mind get weary and confused
Your will be still, don’t try
— Ray LaMontagne

“The most sophisticated people I know – inside they are all children.”
— Jim Henson