“Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans… raw.”
–Charlie Kelly, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
“I’ve always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, I’ve succeeded as a dad.”
–Phil Dunphy, Modern Family
“One of my life goals is to be a best man. It’s a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid. Usually standing from behind.”
–Tom Haverford, Parks and Recreation
“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”
–Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm
“I want to go to there.”
–Liz Lemon, 30 Rock